dogfuck

v.
see f-cking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
the useless dipsh-t dogf-cked all afternoon so i got stuck with his work.
a person who engages in the act of “dog f-cking” or “f-cking the dog”, or an instance of said activity.
“john’s having another smoke break”
“what a useless dog f-ck”

“where’s john?”
“who knows? having a good dog f-ck, i’ll bet”
excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. as an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.
“i can reduce you to dog f-ck in about two minutes.”
a complete total piece of sh-t; lamer; slacker; r-t-rd; a piece of dogsh-t; tarded; tard.
you’re a sad excuse for a piece of dogf-ck.
to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogf-ckee.
23:27 citrousrapture: he has this absolutely amazing girlfriend and just proceeds to constantly dogf-ck his way into the stupidest sh-t
from an old one line joke, to mess up completely
here’s the punchline, “he was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and f-cked the dog.”

in the book, “the right stuff” after his sp-ce capsule sank, astronaut gus grissom didn’t recieve the full honors accorded to al shepard, because with the sinking, grissom, “screwed the pooch.” e.g. dogf-ck
what you are a r-t-rded piece of when you make a sh-t thread
great thread, you r-t-rded piece of dogf-ck