Doggy on a Leash
psuedo-s-xual relations in the position of traditional “doggy style” except instead of v-g-n-l penetration, the woman puts her hand between her thighs and the man places his p-n-s there instead. unlike a hand job though, the woman just makes a tight fist, and the man does all the work.
benefits: for the man, the feeling (with some lubrication) is surprisingly similar and the eye-candy of having s-x in doggy style is almost identical. the benefit to the woman is that she can please her h-rny boyfriend with the moral overhead of a hand job and not have to “go all the way”.
this position has also been referred to as doggy with a dike. this author is not sure why but presumably originating from a creative lesbian meeting some man’s advances half-way.
dude: bro, i met this h-rny born-again chic last night. she didn’t let me f-ck her, but we did doggy on a leash.
bro: so you just got a hand job then. whatever
dude: try it sometime. i was h-ttin’ that sh-t like crazy. couldn’t even tell the diff.
bro: thats okay, i don’t go to bible study cl-sses to pick up girls.
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