doggystyle years


the number of years older than you a p-rn star really is, even though she may be your exact same age.

the math works like this:

1 year in p-rn = 5 years additional age.

so, for example, a person who is 33 and has been in p-rn for 9 years is really 33 + (9-5) = 78.
me and the star of “-ss angels” are both the same age, 33, but in doggystyle years, she’s really 78.

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