dogmosis
the process by which a dog expands to fill the available sp-ce on e.g. a sofa
a sp-ce is available next to you on the sofa. your dog, albeit half the size of the sp-ce and initially tucked into one corner, mysteriously stretches out and eventually fills the sp-ce. your dog has filled the sp-ce by dogmosis.
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