dogstank


the musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. making them go for a swim only makes it worse. the only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.

their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. pee-ew!
don’t go into my grandmother’s jeep grand cherokee… she has two retrievers, and that vehicle is full o’ fur and dogstank!

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