dogum


a dark, small bodied creature infused with hair follicles throughout the body. when in danger, a dogum contracts his vocal muscles releasing a powerful cry from it’s epiglottis. this cry is physically painless but is profusely used over time to avoid danger. may seem dangerous, but is completely harmless and even frightened. he is largely know to excrete the form know to man as verbal diarrhea. his below average height makes for quick scurrying throughout the wild, perfect for a quick escape and collecting wild goo berries into his abdominal pouch.
where is that dag on dogum!
is that a dogum i just saw? no way!

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