Dogwind
hot air coming from someone you would consider a dog– i.e. someone who sniffs other peoples’ crotches as a greeting.
d-mn, dude, that was total dogwind! you don’t expect me to believe that?!
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bro + progeny = brogeny. “you are my brogeny”
- do his homework
a dude’s alibi he uses when he’s really off jerking it somewhere -where’s jack? he said he’d help me fix the trans am today… -he’s in his room doing his homework…something about a handwritten text on lesbians with big lips. he said he’ll be back in a cuople of hours.. -what a perv!
- yingified
happy beyond all forms of happy i’m so happy, i’m yingified!!
- negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages
to have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated. “ooh! that coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. i have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages.”
- ikyn
the shortened form of the phrase “i kid you not” meaning the speaker is being serious/what they’re saying is not an exaggeration. usually only used when typing or texting. “dude, everyone there was gay except me, ikyn.”