Doing a Haye
the pitiful attempt to cover up a person’s lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky
a reference to heavyweight boxer, david haye, and his loss to vladimir klitschko.
before the fight: “i’m gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!”
after the fight: “my little toe wasn’t on my side for this fight. we were supposed to be a team. i’ve been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course”
are you doing a haye? you have no shame!
when a bloke acts a kn-bhead in a pub and runs his mouth, threatening to punch peoples lights out and send them home in an ambulance, only to get his -rs- kicked all over the car park. the person doing a haye normaly has small man syndrom and is ultimatly made to look a d-ck, often in front of his wife / girlfriend
did you see mike last night at closing time doing a haye? threatened to murder this bloke in the bar. im off to visit him in the hospital tommorow.
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