Doing a Saunders
when, after partaking in consumption of a significant amount of alcohol / get p-ssed / completely w-nkered, you are overcome with the urge to strip completed naked, leave your own hotel room and search for a strangers / neighbours hotel room. the reason being to use the strangers lavatory to “drop the kids off” / “take a dump” / “have an enormous sh-t” (if unable, you are permitted to carry out a “lazy wee” / “knock one out”). once done, you then must p-ss out, only to be woken up by the resident of the hotel room asking if someone is in his bathroom.
upon discovery, you then steal one of the residents towels to cover your modesty, sprint out of the room back to your own room, to be let in by hotel security who question ident-ty / sanity !!
“f-ck sake! who’s done a saunders in the toilet???”
upon seeing a naked man running through a hotel, say out load “saunders in progress”
a group of friends discussing the night before, “yeah, he did a saunders”.
“lads, i am doing a saunders”
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