doing laundry
a term used for having s-x. fabric softener can also be used when doing the laundry
“i did the laundry last night.” “did you use fabric softener?”
definition 1: to wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again
definition 2: code name for jacking off
def. 1: man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.
def. 2: i don’t want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry….again
when kate, mrs. laundry, gets together with chris, mr. laundry, and they’re non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads “doing laundry, brb”
liz and i tried to instant message kate, but she was too busy doing laundry. i hope she remember her “fabric softener” and cleaned up the “detergent” afterwards.
v. code word for drinking alcohol. can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.
emily: what are we doing tonight?
laura: doing laundry. 😉
emily: great. where’s the detergent?
the act of masturbating into a sock, so as to catch the mess for easy clean-up.
i was thinking of you when i was doing laundry last night.
the act of a woman sucking a mans rod, down to the b-lls and wet.
my girlfriend came over last night and did my laundry.
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