Doing me Tom Brady
when someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.
“in the nfl, investigators drop a case on you, man. they try to tom brady you. that’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. there’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the tom brady now.” said de-angelo.
wow! glad i read that. the f-cking metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. you know it ain’t no tow zone. think she’s doing me tom brady…
wow! glad i read that. the f-cking metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. you know it ain’t no tow zone. think she’s doing me tom brady…
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