Doing yoga with the lights off
(verbal phrase) – having s-x, particularly with a flexible partner.
boss – so what’d you do last night?
worker – i was hanging out with my girlfriend.
b – were you doing yoga with the lights off?
w – i don’t feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
b – why not?
w – cause you’re my boss.
b – c’mon. we’re friends.
w – no we’re not. we never hang out outside of work.
b – fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i’ll fire you.
w – what!? you’re seriously playing that card right now?
b – i’m seriously playing that card right now.
w –
b – nice…wanna draw it?
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