Doja Coma
when you are so high, you have no choice but to sleep for approx. 1 to 2 hours only to wake up and eat everything in a 2 block radius.
jon was high as a junt and quickly fell into a doja coma. -falls asleep- an hour and a half later, he awoke in a hungry rage. the first thing that he eats is swedish fish, colorful twizzlers, and ramen noodles. -maxin’ on munchies- he then proceeded to clear out the neighbors’ cabinets.
before he knew it, jon began to come to his senses and proceeded to roll more junts and began the cycle all over again.
let’s ride bikes.
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