Doldo
a extinct species of bird, rumoured to have 9 p-n-ses and a lazy eye. the specie’s population peaked around 1993, the chinese year of the gobdaines. it is said that on one occasion a lone norwegian tourist in greymouth was scornfully rediculed after stepping on a wounded doldo’s scr-t-m. fossilized remains of these ancient s-xual creatures can be found at the stoke memorial hall and palmerston north rugby museum.
“herp derp” cried the doldo.
“the thing that strikes me most
is the size of the doldo” – anonymous
n. someone who makes bot internet accounts and uses them to gain money and notoriety. no one likes this person.
v. to be a doldo.
adj. to be of the doldo variety.
“i heard albert’s a doldo. f-ck that guy.”
“i was strapped for cash, so i decided to doldo myself out of the situation.”
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