DolFag
a fan of the miami dolphins football team. dolf-gs are usually fans because they like the pretty costumes the players parade around in. they know nothing about football and are rarely from miami or even florida. they just like the colors. the only player they can name is dan marino.
teal and orange get dolf-gs excited at which time they sodomize their man partner while thinking about dan marino’s cornhole.
jets fan #1: “holy cr-p, is he wearing teal?!?!?”
jets fan #2: “she must be a dolf-g fan.”
jets fan #1: “let’s beat him senseless in the parking lot”
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