Dolphin Express
when you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. when you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin’s d-ck.
friendly dolphin…he took my back to sh-r-, but then he clapped his flippers and i had to suck his dolphin d-ck i did!! because there’s no free ride, people. there isn’t. -dave attell
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