dolphin-eyes
when a woman/man has eyes so far apart, you’d think they need sonar to maneuver their way through a room.
dillon mcdermott and britney spears are rockin’ the dolphin-eyes look. and by rockin’, i mean making me want to puke by being so godd-mn ugly because they’re porpoise people.
when somebody you’re penetrating from behind looks around at you with one wide eye over his/her shoulder as they squeal or gasp in pleasure or pain or with surprise.
she gave me the wicked dolphin-eye when i pulled it out of her coochie and threw it in her -ss.
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