dolphin safe
a lesbian (or heteros-xual male).
“i asked her out but she’s dolphin safe. she’s only after tuna.”
a lesbian (or heteros-xual male).
“i asked her out but she’s dolphin safe. she only hunts tuna.”
a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.
did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
yeah. that girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.
a lesbian (or heteros-xual male).
“i asked her out but she’s dolphin safe. she only fishes for tuna.”
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