Dom Mazzetti’s Energy Shake


a shake for your muscles.
this shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of oreo cookies, 12 -ssorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of franzia, a shot of bourbon, cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of cheerios.
dom mazzetti’s energy shake

interviewer: it all fit in there, huh?

dom: uh yes, it’s very dense with muscle nutrients.

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