domestic

a domestic can be refereed to as any type of problem, depending on the severity of the problem, the type of ‘domestic’ or ‘domestics’ can be varied.
“that was a straight up domestic”
“standard domestic”
“that chick, such a fkn domestic”
“having a domestic right now”
you rock up to a party and there is only bung chicks… “major domestic”
it means domestic violence
those coconuts down the road had another domestic last night.
a woman worthy of keeping in your house. a traditional type of woman; not an independent type of woman. a woman who could potentially be girlfriend or wifey material. possibly a mistress.
although sally is a pretty girl who could get a lot of attention from men if she advertised herself a little more, she’s shy and doesn’t like to go out to bars and clubs. she’d be a good domestic.
a car manufactured under a marque one typically -ssociates with being a u.s. company, i.e., chevrolet, ford, dodge, etc., regardless of whether or not the car was actually manufactured in the u.s.a.
that domestic looks like a friggin’ import.
people who seem to have this thing against imports, and who think you have to have at least a v12 under the hood in order to perform good in the 1/4 mile.
domestic people are dumb-ss rednecks. all they can do is make their car go fast in a straight line, but that’s it. ooooh, scary.
teenagers/people in their early 20s who have been in the same boring relationship for an absurd number of years, wasting their youth on one lame person instead of enjoying single life precisely when they’re supposed to.
-how long’s your sister been going out with that guy?
-i don’t know, like 5 years?
-since they were 15?!?!?!
-tell me about it. f-cking domestics man.
there are two types of domestics

1. regular cheap econocars, geo’s, dodge neons, cavaliers, aveos, saturn, ford focus. they are good for up to 30,000 miles or whenever there is a factory recall. whichever comes first at which point you recycle them for scr-p metal.

2. loud bangers. these gas-guzzling behemoths are cheap imitations of italian and other european luxury cars which manage to leave them in the dust and still look luxurious. they are impractical, ugly and come preinstalled with truck engines. if one pulls up beside you at a red light, you should close your windows to keep the noise out . they are only useful for driving in a straight line, its such a pity that real roads have bends and turns. they are impractical due to 55mph speed limit and 99% of these cars will never race on a real race track. often drivin by 16 year old girls at drivers ed.

domestics have a built in odometer limiter for planned obsolescence.
at 20,000 miles the transmission must be replaced, at 30,000 miles, all internal panels are cracked open and at 50,000 miles the car automatically dis-ssembles itself and the engine falls right of the car. the interior is built with cheap plastics.
if you domestic makes it to 100,000 consider yourself a record breaker.

as gas prices soared and a recession hit, educated and useful members of society decided that 10mpg is a bad way to get to work, and invested instead in toyota prius and honda insights which quietly get upwards of 55mpg and do not leave a burning rubber smell and loud rumble sounds at every traffic stop. young enthusiasts swear they own a “muscle car” but professional car reviewers laugh them off as a piece of sht.

if you want a good car, get a real porsche, bmw, volvo, mercedes benz, toyota, lexus, infiniti.
ford mustang – the drivers ed vehicle of choice for all 16 year old girls with a learners permit. usually equipped with flowmaster m-fflers.

domestic banger – a trashy car fitted with a truck engine that runs on taxpayer bailout money. they beg for more and more bailout money because they make expensive junk that n-body buys. not even americans. no educated professional drives one, opting instead for european luxury cars or j-panese hybrids. domestic bangers are driven by teenagers, mechanics and nascar fans. manages to produce a v6, generating all of 105hp

corvette – if you stop beside a corvette at a red light, you can observe that the driver is a mom or grandmother.

toyota outsells every other brand in the domestic market. even the workers at domestic plants would rather buy an import over a domestic.

pontiac aztek – inspired by the design of a trash truck
chevy avalanche – car made of rubber

see also – time magazine worst cars of all time.