Domestic Engineer
a term for a housewife or stay at home mom. (or dad)
my mom doesn’t work in an office, she’s a domestic engineer.
domestic engineers don’t get enough credit for all the work they do in the house.
a fictional occupation.
a person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a “domestic engineer”. such people are also overheard referring to themselves as “professionals” etc.
however official the t-tle “domestic engineer” may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this t-tle.
actual engineer: what is your occupation? do you have a degree?
domestic engineer: i’m a domestic engineer, and i have an -ssociate’s degree in liberal arts.
actual engineer: so you’re unemployed and you’re not an engineer.
domestic engineer:
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