Domestic Volume Index
a person’s domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 – 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.
examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and oprah.
the scale measures as 1 = one average person’s domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.
the only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are king henri the viii and paris hilton
frank: omg johnny, have you met matt’s new gf? she’s got a domestic volume index of 2.8
dennis: ah dude, he’s in for a b-mpy ride.
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