Domian
juergen domian is an uber cool radio moderator guy who is pretty popular in germany. he hosts a late-night radio talk and people with crazy stories and weird psychological problems call live.
domian: “du hast ihm den schwanz abgeschnitten? unf-ssbar.”
engl.: “you cut off his c-ck? incredible.”
caller: “after that i inserted a rose into my w-ng.”
domian: “is this even possible??”
caller: “the ambulance had to come and use special lubrication to get it out.”
domian: “so you can only get off putting your w-ng into a pile of hash?”
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