domino clusterfuck
based on the theory proposed by r. m. nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular cl-sterf-ck, which ends quietly when the last error can’t sp-wn a chain reaction of new ones.
so after ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi, the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn’t have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? that, my friend, is a domino cl-sterf-ck!
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