Domusimoteraphilia
an uncommon fetish involving the use of either the goth or ’emo’ subculture in a domestic environment, doing ch-r-s such as cooking food or washing the dishes. and yes, you would prefer for him to keep his apr-n on.
“aww, ‘x’ was so cute when he was doing the dishes!”
“…
isn’t he chronically depressed or something?”
“i’m a domusimoteraphiliac.”
“oh. well then.”
-awkward silence-
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