don juan

a great lover. a great friend. a man that gave many women s-xual gratification.
sometimes people call friends or people who are smooth with ladies don juan.

that jon, he’s such a don juan.
legend has it that he slep with over a thousand different women from eight different countries, but was eventually sent to h-ll for refusing to give up his l-stful ways.
the modern version of a don juan would be a pimp or a playa.
don juan- a “lady killer” as they say. meaning a bro who is very good with the ladies.
person #1: “dude, check out that don juan over there…he’s totally killin’ it with those chicks.”

person #2: “oh yeah, thats jacob.”
a smooth talker, usually says the exact sh-t you wanna hear.
ian: dude, mike’s such a don juan~ -_-
a man who is attractive to and successful with many woman (from the reputation of a spanish n-bleman portrayed in a brittish poem)
this guy was apparently a total don juan because every girl who spoke to him automatically tried to ask him out.
a ladies man and player (in the s-xual sense) who also has a knack for stealing other mens’ girlfriends at parties and other social events.
a guy and his girlfriend in conversation:

guy: listen sweetie, emily. i am a martian, and therefore have to consider it my duty to warn you that at parties, my father can sometimes get carried away and become adon juan.

emily (shrieking): what? are you serious? as a venusian, i would like to know how your mother would handle such a situation.

carl: well. i don’t get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides you are welcome to ask my old lady that question, but not at tomorrow’s party though; otherwise you’d be committing what in my family is called lol a party foul.

emily: well, in that case i will watch your father’s behavior carefully throughout tomorrow’s party, and later in the week ask your mom about it, and then decide for myself whether your father is a true don juan or not, but for now, lol, please stop hitting the sauce when it comes to talking about your dad. he is after all your dad.

carl: to the victor go the spoils then.

emily: okay.
an imperial unit of macage named after the infamous don juan during the spanish colonization of mexico, or just the movie.

don juans are just based on a scale of 1 to don juan (being 100) on how much of an ego you had to put up to seem worthy of what ever girl or girls you are after.

the conversion rate for don juans to neils is about 69 to 13
” that girl made me get up at least 75 don juans before she gave me her number”

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