Don Pepino poop


the after effects of over-saucing your pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from don pepino can be seen in the form of a bright red coloured stool known as the don pepino p–p.

often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), don pepino p–p looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.
“dude – i slopped half a jar or don pepino onto my red baron pizza last night. my sh-t is so red that i’ve made the toilet pan look like the j-panese flag!”

“i saw old fruit – i had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with extra sauce. i think the don pepino p–p he’ll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn’t squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong.”

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