don quick-oats
the legendary pseudo-warrior of quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.
the history-books have it all wrong — don quick-oats wasn’t mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.
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