done you like a kipper
when you make someone your fool
legend: “want to buy a snowboard?”
kipper: “sure, how much mate?”
legend: “£300?”
kipper: “awesome”
legend: “ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!”
kipper: “where does that saying come from anyway?”
legend: “from me when i sold you a snowboard!”
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