Dong Cottage


an informal greeting used in the western hemisphere by mainly english speaking people. adapted from the north korean response to a miltary command, “dong ko taj.”

additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
teddy: dong cottage!
patrick: dong cottage. how are you?
teddy: i’m alright. i’m trying to finish my novel. i’ll tell you what, i’ve been spending more time writing than anne frank spent on that sh-tty journal.
patrick: yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about john hurt, “the hurt locker.”

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