Dong Gong
when you smack a girl’s cheek with your d-ck and her mouth is open so there is a sound.
woke up the neighbors when i hit my girl with and she dong gong’d.
hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.
bro 1: “dude dude, check this out.” -gong-, -steps up and hollas like he won the lottery-
bro 2: “what the h-ll are you doing?” -gong-, -steps up and hollas like he won the lottery-
bro 1:”dong gong”
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