dong masher
1. a baseballer who pops off on the regular.
2. a person who sucks a lot of c-ck
1. jim thome may be really old, but he’s still a bona fide dong masher
2. trey: “i’m so h-rny”
cory: “call penelope, that chick’s been mashing dongs since 6th grade.”
trey: “true, she is quite a dong masher.”
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