dong mitten


a condom
better wear a dong mitten if you’re gonna tap that sh-t
another word for v-g-n-
kevin wanted to get his dong in ashley’s dong mitten
the lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small p-n-s.
hey dude, look at that sh-t, its a dong mitten!

gg

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