dong water
a slang term for urine/pee/p-ss/tinkle
i just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let’s roll!
this is most typically referred to as the toilet bowl water once a man’s p-n-s as poked itself into the murky depths. when a p-n-s infiltrates the vile waters of the ceramic oval office, the water turns into dong water. similar to bong water in the sense that once clean water is now tainted.
in other cultures, known as “p–p d-ck”
i was p–ping at the public walmart restrooms and felt my d-ck submerge into the icy cold waters of the unknown. i knew immediately that i birthed a new batch of dong water. unsafe and unsanitary, i immediately ran away.
#p-n-s #toilet #dong #water #bong water #shlong #p-n-s water #p–p d-ck
the result of a man taking a p-ss.
derived from “bong water”, the water used in a bong (obviously); and “dog water”, one of the phony advertis-m-nts on “the ren and stimpy show.”
after a long night of drinking rolling rocks and playing video games nonstop, the angry nintendo nerd had to reach for the pause b-tton — he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of “dong water”…
#dong #water #bong #dog #ren #stimpy #p-ss
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