donjon
when you lose your b-n-r because you’re more addicted to p-rn and can keep a b-n-r while watching p-rn.
“don’t don jon on me!”
“did you just don jon?”
“whoops i’m don jonning.”
a defensive structure containing the home of a warlord and his family, central command for his military and base of operations for his regime.
the peasants looked with fear on the donjon up on its mount. last year, an uprising had been put down. the lord’s men had come down and burned some huts, and the leaders of the rebellion were publicly flayed and dismembered.
when you put lubricant in a blow up dolls mouth and you have her give you head while you watch p-rn
my girlfriend rejected me so i gave myself a don jon
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