Donk Bonk


a game similar to “punch buggy” in which players try to spot “donks” (excessively lifted cars, especially impalas, with gigantic wheels, outrageous paint jobs, and faux-expensive accessories). once a player spots a donk, he must yell “donk bonk!” and is permitted to punch another person near him-. generally played while in a moving vehicle, pedestrians can play too. the creators of this game strongly advise against punching the driver in such a way that you all end up like poor, poor ryan dunn.

-while anyone can be brought into this game, you may want to use some discretion about bonking strangers.
(’93 monte carlo with 35″ rims and a cookie monster custom paint job rolls past)
me: donk bonk! (punches you)
you: rats!

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