donk-de-dong
pr-nounced just as it sounds, referring to one’s large p-n-s. this term is not used for bragging rights or comparisons to john holmes. by definition; longer and wider than a jumbo magic marker. anything smaller than that and all i have to tell you is, “sorry.”
i’ll take my donk-de-dong and give her a poke or two. or my donk-de-dong is so big i could b-tch slap you with it from here.
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