donk market
a poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the roi that can be found in the traditional stock market.
guy 1: “dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? you hit the lottery or something?!”
guy 2: “nope. this is what a 38% roi will get you. f-ck the stock market, i invest in the donk market, beeotch!
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