donkey blind
when you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a m-ssive b-n-r over 10″ and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
mate what happened? barry made me donkey blind.
ow i cant see, im donkey blind
can you p-ss me the salt please, im donkey blind
wheres the light switch, i cant see, im donkey blind
babe you need to drive tonight, im donkey blind
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