Donkey Boner Flu
a very rare flu
symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random b-n-rs
you can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a b-n-r in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
jeff: i have a bad case of donkey b-n-r flu.
john: i can tell…
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