Donkey Chop
when ninjas are having -n-l s-x at the point of -j-c-l-t–n, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja p-n-s increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a b-ttload of s-m-n.
arlyn: hey dude, i just picked up this sweet -ss ninja p-rn
ian: no donkey chop, no care.
this is when just after a donkey punch is given to the girl during s-xual intercourse; the girl hits the boy back in the face and chops his p-n-s off with a rusty nail.
“i always make sure i have a rusty nail handy during s-x; just incase there’s a donkey punch and i have to give him a donkey chop.”
“the answer to a donkey punch: a donkey chop.”
a person who hasn’t the ability to make sense.
a person who over-engages in incessant chatter.
oh no, here comes donkey chops!
to be slapped round the face with a p-n-s
“oh sh-t! you got donkey chopped dude!”
“man id love to donkey chop that broad”
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