Donkey Crossface
much like the concept of the common donkey punch. when performing -n-l s-x with your spouse, upon -j-c-l-t–n, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. this must be timed to perfection, so that when -j-c-l-t–n occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. when performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. this is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. this must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
hey jason, c-ssandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?
man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! b-tchin’
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