donkey dick

1) an individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms.

2) a male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, “severely endowed”.

3) “donkey d-ck”, may also be known, as a woman’s best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. this very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.

4) although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for s-xual desire, noted here ;).

5) as well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.

6) finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
1) “oh wow, that person over there, must manifest a donkey d-ck”.
2) “looks like i’ve only gone and found myself a donkey d-ck”.
a p-n-s large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of s-xual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock’s face.
“ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey d-ck!”

“my p-n-s is the size of the eiffel tower…i shall name it, sir donkey d-ck”

“donkey d-cks waver in the summer breeze”
1. an abnormaly large p-n-s.
2. derogatory word – used as a adjective.
1. “d-mn! that guy has a f-ckin’ donkey d-ck!!!”

2. “man that show was donkey d-ck”
army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from usgi jerry cans
“hey sergeant, toss me that donkey d-ck, w-llya? i gotta tap this can so i can fill up the humvee.”
man with very large p-n-s
also hung like horse
😉
me big donkey d-ck
a term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
hey private make sure that donkey d-ck is tight so it doesn’t leak
a d-ck that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use v–gr-. if erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion
dude, you have a “donkey d-ck”

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