donkey door
when you havta p–pie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then…s_c_h_p_l_a_a_a_t_! on the floor like a donkey …a variation of ‘sky-chippin’.
alt. – an advanced s-x position involving a hinged gate.
man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, i had a turrible donkey door.
an amusing, “clean” insult featured in orbit gum commercials as part of their “dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit” promotion that highlighted the gum’s approval by the american dental -ssociation and indian dental -ssociation due to its ability to improve dental health.
the cleanly insulting “donkey door” is probably a replacement for “-sshole” as donkeys are also called -sses and doors are portals, or holes.
why don’t you check your donkey door?
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