Donkey Khan
the act of striking a woman in the nose, before s-xual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a mongol mustache.
also see: naughty genghis
“can i please donkey khan you? i have been thinking of it all day.”
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