donkey knocker
used interchangeably with “donkey punch-er/-ing/-es”. the act of achieving a more pleasant -rg-sm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. may also be used post-coitus if she starts b-tching about it.
yup. (*–*) what?
m-th-f-cker, you owe a new mattress… one tiny f-cking donkey knocker and she f-cking blows chunks and goes all diarrhea volcano all over my b-lls.. good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.
but seriously dude, replace my f-cking sheets.
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