Donkey Konging


also known as “dking,” the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your p-n-s inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
sydney told dakota to start donkey konging once he said he was lonely.
donkey konging is used as a verb.

1. informal term to convey that one is playing the game donkey kong.
2. any type of vag obliterating s-xual technique.
3. donkey kong, donkey konging, or donkey konged can be subst-tuted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. i was donkey konging myself all last night.

2. i was donkey konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of v-g-n- and blood all over the walls!

3. i’m going to donkey kong you when i get there.
also known as “dking,” the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your p-n-s inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
sydney told dakota to start donkey konging once he said he was lonely.

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