Donkey Punch (ladies)
a female version of an unconventional s-x act. a female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. when he is about to -j-c-l-t-, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. she rides him to -rg-sm as tries to remove her from his p-n-s.
this is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. the ‘punch’ is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the -ss, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. the purpose is to achieve female -rg-sm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
my boyfriend didn’t get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, i gave him a donkey punch (ladies) !
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