Donkey Punch Slip and slide
when engaged in -n-l s-x(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to -j-c-l-t-, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his p-n-s -j-c-l-t-ng all over her chest when she is unconscious. then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(while she is still unconscious). with the -ssistance of the s-m-n all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
bob: i gave doris donkey punch slip and slide yesterday. the children were asking why there was so much broken gl-ss.
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