Donktard
a very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he’s trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..
my g-d! look at that man-mooseknuckle! that guy is such a donktard!
comination of donk and tard. usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player’s skill set is. likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.
for poker: wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? what a donktard.
for life: she drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? what a donktard.
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